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Pekingese Bison Casserole

Ingredients:

  • 1 cup mayo
  • 2 tbsp vinegar
  • 1 onion
  • 1 Pekingese bison (for best flavor we recommend a live bison, unshaved)
  • 2 teaspoons mango lard juice
  • A dozen other expensive spices which you'll only ever use once but have to buy for this recipe

Directions:

Begin by having your bison work up a sweat through various calisthenics, such as jogging and/or jumping jacks. After it works up a nice, flavorful sweat, shave off all its fur and rub mango lard juice and mayonnaise all over its entire body. Be sure to rub deeply and with great emotion. Once your bison becomes relaxed from the mayo-lard-juice massage, you can begin assembling your crossbow for the next step...


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comment Jujitsu or judo, which is better
Hi Tyler, this isn't that kind of forum. This is a Q&A site. Try Martial Talk. We also don't do questions about which martial art is better, since each martial art is suited to its own arena. Whether judo or jujitsu is better for you will depend on what you want to get out of your training. My advice, as well as probably everyone else you talk to with a level head is: try both and stick with the one you like best.
Mar
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revised Avoiding Knuckle Scrapes with Bag Work
clarity on fist formation
Mar
19
comment Avoiding Knuckle Scrapes with Bag Work
However, this may be beside the point, since division of knuckles seems not to be your primary issue. That last point was an aside. The main thing I wanted to express was forming a flat fist following the curling method I outlined above.
Mar
19
comment Avoiding Knuckle Scrapes with Bag Work
This is the part of the article I most wanted to draw attention to: "When making a fist with the thumb tucked under and bracing the third knuckles of the forefinger and middle finger, as in Shotokan and most Shorin styles, care must be taken to leave the thumb relaxed, but not so relaxed as to hang below the fist. If the thumb is tense, it acts as a lever pulling the bones at the base of the hand apart. Contact in that case can result in lower hand and wrist injuries." The quote you gave is somewhat contradictory to the author's main point since he does in fact care about thumb position.
Mar
19
comment Avoiding Knuckle Scrapes with Bag Work
If you will read the post again, you'll see that that article is about thumb position and squeezing the knuckles together, not about which knuckles protrude. That was a separate point that I was making. Since you already know what to do, practice whatever you feel is best.
Mar
19
answered Avoiding Knuckle Scrapes with Bag Work
Mar
10
comment Pursuing Tae Kwon Do and Karate at same time
They are similar enough that you can get the two confused, but different enough that getting them confused is a problem. If you know what to look for, the kicks of TKD are actually quite different from Kyokushin kicks. A beginner has a high probability of confusing the two. You would stand less of a chance of getting confused if you did, say, TKD and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu because there isn't much technical overlap.
Mar
10
comment Pursuing Tae Kwon Do and Karate at same time
It's not a good idea. The technical differences between the two will throw you off. There is a high probability the techniques of the two will blend and you will not be able to separate the two in practice. You might actually be better off training two completely different styles if you must train multiple martial arts e.g. Kali and Kyokushin. Otherwise, both of your teachers will yell at you.
Dec
23
comment What is the most effective method for the roundhouse kick?
The answers to this question directly compare versions of the round kick in karate and tkd martialarts.stackexchange.com/questions/1853/…
Dec
18
revised Kyokushin in India?
edited body
Dec
18
comment Kyokushin in India?
Okay, I did re-read your question. I did not understand it at first. I recommend contacting the institution itself and directly asking. This looks like a good place to start: kyokushinindia.com
Dec
18
revised Benefits of an X-Stop in Tae Kwon Do?
updated link to better web page
Dec
18
comment Kyokushin in India?
It reads like a "where can I find X martial art in my area" type question, but I can see how you might edit it to be more helpful to the community. If you asked specifically about the three organizations you mention, and alter the wording so that it's asking for facts instead of opinions, I can see this as a viable question.
Dec
17
comment What does the closed fist covered by open hand signify?
Notably, in Bak Mei the salute is a little "backwards" from the common salute. In Bak Mei, the right palm sits on top of the left fist, rather than the left palm wrapping the right fist.
Dec
17
revised Benefits of an X-Stop in Tae Kwon Do?
added 134 characters in body
Dec
17
answered Benefits of an X-Stop in Tae Kwon Do?
Dec
15
comment Martial art without exam and secrets
And usually, so called "secret" techniques are things that someone with a good eye for application can figure out on their own.
Dec
4
comment How to deal with unfair judges
It wasn't clear from his question that he was on a team.
Dec
3
reviewed Reject What does it take to get a black belt in Taekwondo?
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comment Mawashi Gheri Vs Dollyo Chagi
Confucius say: man with toe jam must wash feet.