being Brazilian,born and raised, since 1995, makes one versatile but waking up in a fever dream paradise is... sopa de macaco. jokes aside, I've bachelor in biomedicine, linguist enthusiast and sankyu(3rd colour before black) in shotokan karatê (green belt here in wonder x(-1)land) but what I lack in physical intelligence I make up in schmartz and stubbornness(the latter makes kyokushin my wet dream at night). most of my answers are from personal experience, taught by a sensei, self developed or seen on the Internet and tested (because scientific methodology applies to all)

sometimes I chew on wooden things and pet possums. cursed from head to toe

please refrain from saying that I look like that wolf dude from twilight, cisco from the flash series or Jesus. the latter won't do well for you if you're Christian

that's all folks thanks for coming to my Ted talk skip school and click on the find hot single women in your area ad. trust